SHORTLISTED FOR THE BOLLINGER EVERYMAN WODEHOUSE PRIZE 2019'Fleabag-level dirty jokes, Eleanor Oliphant-levels of empathy' Grazia'Fresh and funny' Guardian'Brilliant' Stylist'Every woman should own a copy of this book' Erin Kelly'I love this book!' Josie LongUntil recently, Julia hadn't had sex in three years.But now:_ a one-night stand is accusing her of breaking his penis,_ a sexually confident lesbian is making eyes at her over confrontational modern art,_ and she's wondering whether trimmin ...